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Tired of getting your beer warm? Now you don't need to worry. We bring you the all new beer bottle cooler. Which can hide and keep your beer cool.

Hello, Today we brought to you this amazing beer bottle cooler.

On a warm but fateful summer day, Cousin Matt was sitting lazily on a beach with our Uncle Van. As Uncle Van’s beautifully full push-broom mustache was gently wavering in the sea breeze, they began complaining about the warm beer simmering in our ‘red party cups’.

There are few things that can kill your mood on a relaxing, warm summer day, but the taste of warm beer is one of them. This is not one of those problems that you come across every day, but when it does, it’s just devastating.

As we pondered the depth of the predicament, a serious brainstorm began regarding potential solutions that would allow you to enjoy the cool refreshing taste of carbonated joy in a way that didn’t require you to slam the beer in 3 minutes or less…as much as you try, you just can’t slam them all.

It was at that very moment that a golden light flashed above Cousin Matt’s head as if Zeus himself had sent a bolt of lightening from the heavens above; “what if we could leave the beer in the bottle and put the bottle in something that would keep it cold, like one of those stainless steel water bottles?” and BAM!, Beer Bottle Cooler was born.

As illustrated, Beer Bottle Cooler has a neoprene sleeve that lines the walls of a stainless steel container that just so happens to keep the contents substantially colder than a standard beer “koozie”. It’s science.

The result of this highly technic​al advance in scientific research is that your beer is kept colder, longer, and by the way, the Beer Bottle Cooler lid seals the inner bottle…yet another problem solved. Oh look, Beer Bottle Cooler also protects that beer from it’s other arch-enemy, gravity.

We would like you to join us and take the ever important step of acknowledging that you, too, do not enjoy broken bottles or warm beer (sorry England). We charge you, cold beer enthusiast, with the responsibility to help eliminate the warm beer and broken bottle epidemic by supporting Beer Bottle Cooler and sharing it with your friends. Don’t be selfish, it’s really a matter of safety.

Wait, there's more! Beer Bottle Cooler keeps beer cold and intact; at the pool, at the beach, in the park or the woods, on a boat, on a plane, on the moon (we're guessing here, we haven't been able to test this yet), on the sidewalk or at a baseball game, a football game, a softball game, a kickball game, a handball game, a whiffle ball game, a golf match, a tennis match, a badminton match, a wresting match, and even, although we don't suggest it, during a karate match.


Let's be straight, Beer Bottle Cooler keeps beer cold anywhere that you would like to enjoy the legal delight of cold suds. It's even FAA safe and allowed on all domestic and international flights (although they don't serve bottles on planes, except those tiny liquor bottles, so we're not real sure what to do here, but you can still take it on a plane if you want).

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We truly believe we carry some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk free 30 Days guarantee.

If you don't have a positive experience for any reason, we will do whatever it takes to make sure you are 100% satisfied with your purchase.

Buying items online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is an absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, no hard feelings, we'll make it right.

We have top notch 24/7 email and chat support. Please contact us at info@mcatch.com if you need assistance.

Due to OVERWHELMING DEMAND, please allow at least 2 - 3 weeks time for delivery.

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